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You've tried to reach an Angry Cock page that doesn't exist. We scorn and pity you. Just kidding. We don't pity you at all.

It's official. You have been denied, disacknowledged, disallowed, disavowed, disowned, and in general just plain diss'ed. This does not necessarily mean the page you were trying to get to doesn't exist. Oh no.....far from it. What it probably means is.....we just do not like you.

There are many reasons this could have happened, but most likely you've just been banned.....rejected.....cast out like society's waste. Just think of it this way.....few people get rejected from the Cock.....so you're special.....a unique kind of loser.

Basically.....something is wrong.....but you always knew that. Even when things were going well you knew that you were somehow fundamentally fucked up. This of course is not a new, earth-shattering example but rather, merely, confirming evidence.

Welcome to Rejectville! Population: You.

If you truly think that you have reached this page in error, by all means, please email me. However, if something isn't broken and it is your own stupidity.....be prepared for your full name, address, and phone number to appear here for all the world to ridicule you. Otherwise, please click here and try again.

Thanks, and have a wonderful day!